My Penis

I've got an average sized penis
it's not particularly long, or particularly thick
I've got an average sized penis
I've got an average sized dick


My penis ain't too rough
(and) my penis ain't too sleek
not reminiscent of a piece of modern art
I've got an averagely textured dick


and my penis'es performance, as you can guess, is -well- average
it's not a marathon-capable one
but if your expectations are fairly resonable
come get together and it'll offer you some FUN

so


COME PLAY WITH MY PENIS IT'S NOT BIG
but it's okaaay,   yeah it's okaaaaaa-aay

COME PLAY WITH MY PENIS IT'S NOT BIG
but it's okaaay,   yeah it's okaaaaaa-aay


girls tend to accept, my penis as it is
not much to ponder about anyway
nothing to trouble or excite you nothing off putting or adorable
I've got a penis that is perfectly ok


I've got an average panis overall
nothing to brag about for sure but neither embarass me at all
and if your expectations are fairly resonable
come get together my little baby



COME PLAY WITH MY PENIS IT'S NOT BIG
but it's okaaay,   yeah it's okaaaaaa-aay

COME PLAY WITH MY PENIS IT'S NOT BIG
but it's okaaay,   yeah it's okaaaaaa-aay


I immersed my penis in a mini penis-bathtub
but I didn't get to shout out 'eureka'
the volume of water displaced falls exactly at the summit
of the bell curve of volume of erect penises